Recipe for a Miscarriage

1. Meet with RE. Come up with a plan.
2. Have another seven vials of blood drawn. Have a good cry. (Yes, at the same time.)
3. Spend the afternoon with a good friend, crying and talking.
4. Stock up on supplies: vodka, Ben and Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch, 2 boxes of chlorine-free maxi pads with wings (total cost of miscarriage supplies: ~$30)
5. Take migraine meds
6. Spend the night getting trashed with a friend
7. Watch some trashy TV
8. Start bleeding in the morning (I hope)