Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Random Bullets Three Minutes Before I Leave for Class

  • I am cramping like crazy. Does this mean I'm about to start bleeding?
  • You know what's nice? Being able to get FERTILITY DRUGS at my campus pharmacy, which happens to be in the building next door to mine. I'll take some estrogen for $6.00!
  • Estrogen does nice things to my skin. Too bad the rest of my body can't stand it.
  • It was supposed to rain or snow today. It has been sunny and delightful, though I have been stuck in my office.
  • I'm guessing at least one student will ask to go outside.

That's all for now!

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